Scarcely was the father in this world when the son could be found sitting on the roof.
You're in a magical bathroom with no windows and the only way things can get in and out is by an open door.
You decide to have a bath so you turn on the tap,
you shut the door and the handle breaks so you can't open it, you then turn off the tap and the knob breaks so water keeps coming.
How do you save yourself from drowning?
A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?
You pick it,
You peel the outside,
You cook the inside,
You eat the outside,
And throw away the inside.
What am I?
What walks on 3 legs when its old?
Walks on 4 legs when it is a baby?
Walks on 2 legs in between?
What am I?