If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?
If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been?
A pipe, a carrot, and a couple sticks are lying together in a field. Why?
If I'm walking, then I must be running.
However if I'm running, I may be walking.
What am I?