I can be used to open a banana.
If I locked you in a car with a Sledge Hammer, how would you get out?
A cow boy saddles up on Tuesday.
He comes back on Tuesday, but he was gone for 4 days.
How is this possible?
A policeman is walking on the sidewalk. Suddenly, he hears someone inside a coffeee shop scream,"No, John! Not the gun!" Then, the policeman heard a gunshot. The policeman went into the coffee shop. There is a milkman, a lawyer and a doctor in the shop. The policeman immediately arrests the milkman.
Why? What is the proof that the milkman used the gun?
I am a man. I was born in 1952, but I am only 18 years old. How is that?